MOONTIRDZ COFFEE!

Introducing the first NFT coffee brand with degens in mind. While Moontirdz began as an ironic reflection of the more ludicrous corners of this space, the success of the project allowed us to build an actual community. Moontirdz holders not only have access to The Secret Society of Tirdz but our magic Moontird beans. Each order of Moontirdz Coffee has the chance of winning a free Moontirdz NFT. Prepare to be launched into outerspace with the freshest roast of coffee you could ever dream of acquiring.

WTF IS A MOONTIRD?

Moontirdz is an NFT collection consisting of 3000 magical bird droppings living on the Ethereum Blockchain and was deployed on an ERC721a contract. The Moontirdz collection contains a provenance hash to prove the assets that exist on-chain were the same assets that were initially generated. Moontird holders understand the value and complexity of the tird. You hold a Moontird... you get it.

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WHY COFFEE?

Having a constipated wallet is considered a good thing in our circles... However, having a constipated bowel is not. Moontirdz Coffee was our next logicial step. With our operators having 25+ years in the coffee business, we know how to source the best roasters. You can't go wrong when you start your day with a fresh, steaming cup of Moontirdz.

MINT A MOONTIRD FOR ACCESS!

There are still a Moontirdz left to be minted. You can do so here. The link below will direct you to our minting site where you can connect your self custody wallet (Metamask, Trust Wallet, Etc.) and hit mint. Each Moontird costs 0.0042Eth. When we are sold out this link will disappear. Happy Minting. :)

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OUR MISSION STATEMENT

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WE HAVE 1 IRL PRODUCT... AND THAT IS COFFEE

Born out of a desire to reflect the current state of the NFT market in a tongue and cheek fashion, this shitty project took off. Our community is one of the best in the space and continually growing. It's good to do one thing well and we've chosen coffee because, well... we're experienced at it. The art of the roast is a serious thing.

"BUT I WANT A TOY WITH MY HAPPY MEAL MOMMY!"

"SHUT UP LITTLE TIMMY! YOU JUST MIGHT GET ONE!" The fun part about NFTs is the mystery... the reveal... the not knowing if you've hit the jackpot or not with a rare item. Well this is being incorporated into our business model. If you're lucky, you might get a little surprise in your delivery. Maybe an allowlist spot for an up and coming project. Maybe a free Moontird NFT. Maybe a coupon for a pound of Moontirdz Coffee on the house. I guess you'll have to order to find out.

DO I GET IP RIGHTS WITH MY MOONTIRD NFT?

Yes, you get commercial rights to the artwork of the NFT you own. You do NOT get commercial rights to the name Moontirdz.

THE BEST WAY TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR MOONTIRDZ COFFEE

One of the best ways to make your friends/family who don't own a Moontird seething with jealousy is to occasionally remind them that you are part of one of the most prestigious coffee clubs on planet earth as a Moontird holder. Give them a little reminder call at 2AM. Make yourself an entire pot of Moontirdz Coffee and don't share. Remind them you're a shithead... because you are.